professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…


i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.

Happy 1st of September!


the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people